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4.3.2025 17:17Comment on The Art of The Deal – Jonathan Pie by US Politics FeedThe Great Negotiator sells out Ukraine – and the UK’s favourite grifter is behind him every step of the way.
4.3.2025 17:15The Art of The Deal – Jonathan PieIn explanation of his long history of questionable decisions, top neuroscientists have confirmed what many have long suspected: President Drumpf may be suffering from an extreme case of hydrocephalus, a condition that has left him with only 10% of his brain intact. Despite this, he has somehow managed to function (loosely speaking) as a businessman, […]
20.2.2025 14:15Donald Drumpf Has Been Operating With Only 10% of His Brain – And He’s Been Doing It Bigly… liked this!
21.1.2025 18:12Comment on Ottawa Names New Dog Park in Honour of Donald Drumpf by Sp4rkler 3ricksonOTTAWA — In a move that has Canadians barking with laughter, the City of Ottawa announced today it will name its newest dog park after the once-and-current U.S. President. The “Donald J. Drumpf Memorial Bark Park” is set to open this spring and promises to embody the spirit of its namesake. “We wanted a name […]
20.1.2025 22:18Ottawa Names New Dog Park in Honour of Donald Drumpf… liked this!
10.1.2025 03:17Comment on The Donald Hires Collections Agency to Pursue Mexico’s Border Wall Payment by Todd Lyons ⚔️WASHINGTON — Once and future President Donald Drumpf, never one to abandon a campaign promise, has taken an unconventional step to secure funding for his long-touted border wall: hiring a collections agency. The move comes after his oft-repeated claims that Mexico would foot the bill for the controversial project, a promise that, much like Trump’s […]
10.1.2025 03:09The Donald Hires Collections Agency to Pursue Mexico’s Border Wall PaymentOAKVILLE, Ontario — In a scene straight out of a classic ’90s holiday movie, eight-year-old Kevin McAllister was found home alone on Thursday morning, after his family inadvertently left him behind during a chaotic rush to catch their flight for a vacation in the Caribbean. Authorities are still piecing together how young Kevin managed to […]
24.12.2024 14:10Local Boy Found Home Alone, Channeling ’90s Movie SpiritWASHINGTON — In a move that has left diplomats scratching their heads and Canadians furiously Googling “impeachment from abroad,” former and future President Donald Drumpf has announced his latest ambition: the annexation of Canada. Speaking at a rally in Duluth, Minnesota, on Tuesday night, the Apricot Antichrist described the proposal as a “tremendous deal” that […]
19.12.2024 22:07Drumpf Declares Plan to Annex CanadaOnce upon a time, a charming political maverick swooped in like a Netflix heartthrob to save Canada from stale leadership. Enter Justin Trudeau, complete with great hair, rolled-up sleeves, and the promise of sunny ways. But fast-forward a decade, and Trudeau’s star has dimmed faster than a Dollarama bulb in a hockey rink. You know […]
17.12.2024 17:25When You Become the Idiot You Once Replaced, It’s Time to Move OnIn reply to <a href="https://ottawa.place/@Dianora/113624638755450018">Dianora (Diane Bruce)</a>. Originally we were going to write this as the “unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Drinking Game” where you'd take a shot every time he says "busy." On further reflection, we decided to skew positive. He seems like a good guy. I get the biggest smile whenever Hallie Cotnam has to reign him in from a wandering segue.
17.12.2024 00:02Comment on unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Cheetsheet by Sebastian PanacheA groundbreaking new study published in the highly respected peer-reviewed journal Moral Paradoxes Quarterly has revealed an unexpected twist in the hospitality industry: affairs conducted at overtly religious-owned hotels are reportedly 40% more satisfying than those at secular establishments. The study, titled “Forbidden Fruit and Free Wi-Fi: The Psychology of Guilt and Gratification in Hospitality […]
16.12.2024 23:44Affairs at Religious-Owned Hotels 40% More Satisfying, Peer-Reviewed Journal Finds<p><a href="https://moosecleans.ca/@moosecleans.ca" rel="ugc">@moosecleans.ca</a> Yes! gah caused me to really laugh irl He's a treasure but I stil miss the "to be sure" from CBC TV.</p>
9.12.2024 20:00Comment on unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Cheetsheet by Dianora (Diane Bruce)sluggish, tied up, slow, congested, heavy, lethargic, delayed, lagging, backed up, crawling, bumper-to-bumper, snarled, gridlocked, clogged, jammed, creeping, inching, bottlenecked, stalled, obstructed, impeded, hindered, bogged down, restricted, snagged, slowed to a trickle, choked P.S. occasional wandering tangents, odd stories, weird anecdotes, and plugs for Area Resident still welcome. (We love you.)
9.12.2024 19:41unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report CheetsheetOTTAWA — In a turmoil disrupting the normally boring southern neighbourhood of Blossom Park, the Smith family finds themselves at the center of an unusual—and apparently catastrophic—crisis: their six-year-old son, Timmy, is pretending to be an airplane. “It all began innocently enough,” Mrs. Smith explained, clutching a mug of chamomile tea as though it were […]
1.12.2024 11:27Local Child Insists He’s an AirplaneI'm hoping my assumption of parody is correct, but you just never know in 2021. People look for ridiculous things to find offensive.
1.7.2021 00:17Comment on Starbucks to Rename Blonde Vanilla Latte Ahead of Racial Bias Training by Ed BonerAlthough I prefer to think of any connection of myself to Howard Hughes as gauzy, I see now it is actually much more substantial. Seems we have a lesson to learn from that very odd individual!
29.3.2020 01:44Comment on Howard Hughes COVID-19 Icon by Linda HubermanMan, if the owner was involved in this prostitution, and there is some proof of it, as well, then this is going to bite this owner back quite hard. I don't get why these owners have to get involved in other shady businesses.
29.5.2019 15:10Comment on Prostitution Charges Rub Patriots Owner the Wrong Way by Greg Escaper