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Ferret Williams takes a cynical, literal look at the modern world. The artist is played by a ferret.
Ferret Williams takes a cynical, literal look at the modern world. The artist is played by a ferret.
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hmmm.... sad to see this hasn't been updated in 4 years... seeing as this last update happened during the pandemic, I fear the worst :(
3.9.2024 01:27Comment on Fort Panic by CadcI use "FOX" for restaurants and orders because it's so short it's HARD to get wrong.
11.3.2022 05:00Comment on This Is Why I Use Ferret by GP FerretIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/morning-lemming/#comment-4350">Garrett Williams</a>. simple its that fox that was selling illegal things then bad mouthed the queen
5.10.2021 11:04Comment on Up by Dem ShadowwolfIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/fort-panic/#comment-48970">Garrett Williams</a>. *brings in 30 cages each with Lions in them and opens them* MORE Motivation!!!!
4.8.2021 22:57Comment on Fort Panic by Dem ShadowwolfIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/fort-panic/#comment-48968">Dem Shadowwolf</a>. I'm constantly writing ideas down, so I'm also very eager for the comics to return. These pandemic-related ideas are growing mold in my ideas file and now it's penicillin. Thanks for the extra motivation!
4.8.2021 05:21Comment on Fort Panic by Garrett WilliamsGarrett, will we ever see a new comic? don't say its done *cries*
3.8.2021 23:15Comment on Fort Panic by Dem ShadowwolfIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/fuego-causes-repairs/#comment-1009">Garrett Williams</a>. Censorship?
26.11.2020 06:23Comment on Fuego Causes Repairs by DemIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/like-father-like-daughter/#comment-48172">dem</a>. Genetics gets kinda wonky once you have inter-species parents who had inter-species parents who probably had inter-species parents. I'm not surprised that such ancestry is rare in cartoons as it can be confusing.
5.10.2020 23:20Comment on Like Father, Like Daughter by Garrett WilliamsIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/like-father-like-daughter/#comment-48159">dem</a>. I retract my statement after finding Kenny's genetic makeup explanation
4.10.2020 09:03Comment on Like Father, Like Daughter by demwait, how did a Lemming and a fox make a cat?
27.9.2020 07:02Comment on Like Father, Like Daughter by demI had the same costume for Halloween 2018! Minus the cap. Now I wear the shirt about once a month as a regular shirt.
21.8.2020 00:50Comment on Sparkle Ferret by LisaIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/morning-lemming/#comment-7595">Flamedramon</a>. Ditto
20.8.2020 00:11Comment on Up by Lisa
Crazy out there. Here, have a ferret. ↓ TranscriptA ferret is inside a toilet paper fort which is under attack.
The post Fort Panic first appeared on Ferret Williams.17.3.2020 06:15Fort Panic
Inktober is finally finished! I got through all the prompts! Doesn’t matter if I got delayed on the last one(partially due to forgetting my stylus on vacation), or that I had to combine prompts occasionally to save time, I’m calling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Inktober Week 5 first appeared on Ferret Williams.11.11.2019 07:15Inktober Week 5
The fourth weekly roundup of Inktober sketches! This one’s kinda fanart-heavy. It’s really fun drawing other styles, as it gives a new perspective on how to draw things.
The post Inktober Week 4 first appeared on Ferret Williams.28.10.2019 07:03Inktober Week 4
The third weekly roundup of Inktober sketches! This week I had 2 days that were too busy to work on this and I combined prompts for a unique take. While I’m enjoying the daily drawings quite a bit, these doubled-up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Inktober Week 3 first appeared on Ferret Williams.21.10.2019 06:32Inktober Week 3
It’s time for the second roundup of Inktober sketches! Day 10 includes a first look at Cinnamon, a ferret that’s been mentioned in one comic so far. In fact, it’s my first look at him as well, so consider it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Inktober Week 2 first appeared on Ferret Williams.14.10.2019 05:53Inktober Week 2
Every October, artists around the world take on a challenge to draw a picture per day for 31 days. Usually in ink, though digital is fine too. For the first time ever, I’m finally joining in on this challenge and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Inktober! first appeared on Ferret Williams.7.10.2019 05:58Inktober!Cone of silence...or cone of violence?
24.9.2019 07:54Comment on That Smarts by Gumballs81
Happy Dog Day, everybody. ↓ TranscriptA poodle-like dog without the fancy haircut is carrying a newspaper in his mouth when a German shepherd comes out of nowhere and starts barking at him, scaring poodle boy back. The German shepherd then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post That Smarts first appeared on Ferret Williams.26.8.2019 07:40That Smarts
The speed boosts were the REAL slowdown. ↓ Transcript"How close is your program to finishing that report?" a co-worker asks Garrett as if it might change the speed of things. Garrett answers, "It's... 82% done." "Good! Hey, aren't you glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Report On The Report first appeared on Ferret Williams.12.8.2019 05:44Report On The Report
nom ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is enjoying his grape jelly sandwich when a pesky fly lands on his left shoulder. He shoos it away with his right hand, but he got some of that jelly on his shoulder because he's a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post So Fly, So Jelly first appeared on Ferret Williams.22.7.2019 06:55So Fly, So JellyIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/this-is-why-i-use-ferret/#comment-47518">Gumballs81</a>. That would work for me!
18.7.2019 02:53Comment on This Is Why I Use Ferret by Garrett WilliamsThat's about the point when I would say, "Just point at me and yell, "Yo! Your stuff's ready!""
17.7.2019 08:44Comment on This Is Why I Use Ferret by Gumballs81
Garret Garet Jerrett Gaireet I normally just say “Garrett with two T’s”, which also avoids being labelled “Jared”. ↓ TranscriptA barista asks the Garrett ferret "...and what name will be on this order?" The ferret just shys away with an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post This Is Why I Use Ferret first appeared on Ferret Williams.15.7.2019 09:13This Is Why I Use Ferret
The Matrix leaves Netflix on July 1st, by the way. I hope to do a double-feature with that and Ralph Breaks The Internet. ↓ TranscriptAgent Smith sits in front of the ferret with a huge stack of papers and tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Follow The White Ferret first appeared on Ferret Williams.27.6.2019 05:35Follow The White Ferret
I just felt like drawing meerkats. ↓ TranscriptTwo meerkats with headsets are giving tech support. "No, click the X in the upper-RIGHT corner" "The control key. Bottom-left corner of your keyboard. Yes, C-T-R-L." "No, you don't have a virus. It's[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Meer Support first appeared on Ferret Williams.17.6.2019 07:24Meer Support
The best part of getting a new solid-state drive for my computer was getting the dust out for the first time since I built the computer 5 years ago. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is getting the dust out of his desktop[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Canned Air first appeared on Ferret Williams.6.6.2019 08:33Canned Air
My review of Detective Pikachu: Pika pika pika, pika pika! Geoduuuuuude. Luvdisc. (Super effective!) ↓ TranscriptToday, I just wanted to draw the ferret eating jelly. I might have been inspired by watching Detective Pikachu.
The post I can feel it first appeared on Ferret Williams.16.5.2019 06:11I can feel it
↓ TranscriptThe ferret is at an ice cream shop and he feels he has to point out to the cashier, "You really shouldn't abbreviate your dessert menu like that." The cashier snarks, "Do I go to your cage and tell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Ice Crm first appeared on Ferret Williams.9.5.2019 06:25Ice Crm
Or maybe it’s “pancAkes” ↓ TranscriptA co-worker leans over to the Garrett ferret, "Hey Garrett, I forgot my password. Can I use yours to get in real quick?". Garrett obliges, "Sure! It's..." and spouts out a 100-character password with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Preventing Password Re-Use first appeared on Ferret Williams.2.5.2019 05:16Preventing Password Re-Use
******* ↓ TranscriptA website or program asks the ferret to create a password, so he types in "Butts". The computer tells him "Password must be at least 6 characters long". The ferret responds, "Why didn't you say that in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Password123 first appeared on Ferret Williams.29.4.2019 07:08Password123
Don’t be pithy, ferret. ↓ TranscriptThe ferret is sleeping peacefully when he suddenly awakes to a realization! "I could've zested that lemon for extra flavor in my zucchini bread! Wait, THAT is what woke me up at 3 AM?"
The post Citrus Dreams first appeared on Ferret Williams.25.4.2019 06:53Citrus Dreams
I seriously hope none of the joke guesses turn out to be true. Squirrel Girl should have her own movie first. I actually sought out spoilers so I knew what NOT to include here. I mean, what if Squirrel Girl[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Avoiding Spoilers first appeared on Ferret Williams.18.4.2019 08:50Avoiding SpoilersThe second panel reminds me of every time I set foot in my brother's house. He has four Shiba Inus that could go from being perfectly calm to little bolts of insanity in seconds, so there's never a dull moment. ^_^
15.4.2019 07:25Comment on Pet Day by Gumballs81
We get plenty of these at work. ↓ TranscriptThe ferrets are at work having a dull old time when someone announces, "PUPPY BREAK!". Suddenly a flock of puppies flows into the room tackling and licking the ferrets to their sudden[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
The post Pet Day first appeared on Ferret Williams.11.4.2019 06:51Pet DayMan, Toys R Us was pretty great :(
21.12.2018 17:23Comment on Reluctant coming of age story by JulianHAHA! Alexa was doing very well in my home - until I told her to go f herself. Then things got REALLY interesting.
10.12.2018 20:15Comment on Tax-Deductible Holiday Kindness by JulianWhat's up man! You should get in contact with me! It's been a while!
8.12.2018 10:15Comment on Tax-Deductible Holiday Kindness by MilesIn reply to <a href="https://ferretwilliams.com/comic/tax-deductible-holiday-kindness/#comment-47131">Drago Whooves</a>. ...unfortunately, an Alexa device can only use the names "Alexa", "Echo", "Amazon", or "Computer". As a company that uses computers and is a third-party seller on Amazon, "Echo" is the only option for us besides "Alexa". Thankfully in real life, we don't have a co-worker named "Alexa". I was hoping they supported other names by now. I want to call my Fire tablet "Toaster".
6.12.2018 05:07Comment on Tax-Deductible Holiday Kindness by Garrett Williams