I AM LRRR, SUPREME AND UNQUESTIONED OVERLORD OF THE SURREAL. STUCK IN AMERICA IN EARTH YEAR 2023. SEEKING TRANSPORT TO OMICRON PERSEI 8. FUTURE CONQUEROR OF EARTH. OMICRONIAN MALE. HE/HIM/YOUR MAJESTY. DO NOT LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES. CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS, AT BEST.